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July 05, 2004

"Intranet Apocalypso"

I steal some of my best inspirations from the Cluetrain Team. In '99 I didn't lend my voice to the sign-off. Thousands of people around the world read the 95 theses and said, "I'm in." I wasn't one of them. Not that I didn't get a clue. Or two. I did. But I didn't know these people, and my then current re-invention didn't have a clear place or purpose for bandwagon boarding. I was running bemused ahead of the great unraveling, making fun of a lot of the investors who were running up dot com valuations. That lengthy bull market ended in a frenzy of infotech wealth creation that was way too artificial for this old hippie. It's one of my regrets that I didn't sign on then. That old Cat Stevens "Peace Train" tune rolls around in my head sometimes when I think of the Clue Train (bound for glory...).

I think it's time for the second edition. Since the publication of the Cluetrain Manifesto, the world survived the flipping of the millenium digits, the bull market ended, the radical right wing revolution rode a pendulum swing of popular support, blogging tools and syndication emerged, the triples based semantic readjustment of the web begtan, Internet2 got well on its way to showing us the potential of unlimited bandwidth, DSL provisioning became so standardized and profitable that even the telcos could make money at it... globalization drove a lot of off shore outsourcing of services from the USA, and SPAM... god, has SPAM ever found a home in our hearts and minds.

Recent conversations have turned on digital identity, Open Source, GNU and the creative commons, content management, syndication, wireless, micropayments, and RFID. The hydrogen economy has peeked at us from around the corner and ATT has lassoed the stupid network and is trying to take it away from its birth parents.

Conversation killers like Microsoft, SCO, and Dave Winer's condition have emerged to suck up tens of thousands of person hours of productivity. But beneath that there has been a carnival flourishing, with marks on the midway buying iPods and eating cotton candy, while the show goes on in the main tent: some of the best writing we've ever seen emerging on the "blogs," Flash animations and new cyber forms of art and erudition... conferences at the University of Chicago and the University of California... the struggle with the forces of repression to hold keep the Electronic Frontier open, geeks subverting corporate hierarchies with a tool set that includes old standards like Perl and MySQL and emerging scripting and database tools that I haven't heard the acronyms for.

I think I need a second edition of Cluetrain... I need these people to help me focus on what's happening, what's possible, and where we might be going from here.

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My that brought back memories :-) I was somewhere around the 300th person to sign it - it blew my mind at the time, followed shortly thereafter by reading Kevin Kelly and David Isenberg - warped me truly the lot of them :-)

Posted by: Doug Alder | Jul 6, 2004 12:03:22 AM

I would help you Frank, but lately I have been more and more aware that all I know is I know nothing about these things.

http://www.nickbarker.org/hh/exit.html

Posted by: ARJ | Jul 6, 2004 12:47:33 AM

I would read it aloud to you, but even though there's already an audio version, and some recent chatter about such things, it really requires 4 voices. And while I can do my own voice in normal mode, all the other voices I do are in parody, satire, comic, or heavily accented mode. None of those voices would do justice to the material.

Maybe RB should do sponsored readings of his piece, payable via PayPal donations.

Cat Stevens? Feh. He is in a Moonshadow, but only during Ramadam.

Posted by: Dean Landsman | Jul 6, 2004 2:09:32 AM

No, no, no, no, no, no, no... I don't need a re-reading of the ancient text. I need an updated version.

"Electronic mail is the wedge cracking the rock of corporate communication." Mailing lists, news groups, chat... Rick Levine gave us a quick tour around the messaging media of the day, but the web log (or "blog" as some call it) was not on the tour.

"We live in stories. We breathe stories. Most of our best conversation is about stories...." For Krapp's sake, think of the stories we've been telling and living for the last five years! "Cluetrain - the Next Edition" is what I'm after, not some tired Lessig inspired re-hash of the good old marketing stories of the 20th century. If anyone has influence with these gents, give them a nudge, will you? The potential for profits in the college market are staggering... every B school wonk will need to read the Next Edition. Everyone who read the ffirst edition will have to read the next edition. The only people on the globe who will be disinterested will be a few roaming bands of genocidal maniacs in sub-Saharan Africa and watchers of Fox News. Everyone else will want to pick up a copy. What a gift! I'll get one for Beth for her birthday. It's just what Matt and Wendy need for a wedding present. The market is there, bring on the book!

(Certain contributors to Book the First may need a slight refresher regarding the state of the market, they having focused on personal improvement programs and a review of the psychiatric literature, nevertheless, it is this kind of distancing that can provide a needed perspective...)

Posted by: fp | Jul 6, 2004 7:04:38 AM

I'm new here. What is this BlueTrain you speak of?

Posted by: RageBoy | Jul 6, 2004 2:31:59 PM

There is a company we call the big blue... it makes the big iron... big blue iron on big blue tracks can't talk back, blue train...

Blue angel blue velvet blue bugle blown baby bye-bye blew train aldrich

Blue eyed boy bye bye ma nature matt dillonesque framework septum deviation blown by blew by you...

Linda Ronstadt.

Berry berry black cherry blue berry pie a heavy sigh blue cubicle longing moon blue moon mooning from the window of the school bus don't yell at the old people they have enough trouble training table blue

Blue baby maybe a little open hearted nip and tuck a little pluck the heart strings fiftieth anniversary of the strat no scat man, had my druuthers I'd check with crothers if you get my blue snown drift.

Cat Ballou, BAHHH-LOUUUU, babalou, ariba-ariba, bahhh-LOOOOOOObabbaloooooo

Posted by: fp | Jul 6, 2004 3:24:13 PM

Funny, I wrote (blogged) about Blue Trane and Blue Train last night, having not yet read these comments. As they used to say . . .

Oh, wow. Man. Far out.

I hear that train a 'coming.

--dfl

Posted by: Dean Landsman | Jul 7, 2004 12:45:28 PM

Blew by you -- wasn't that somehow an impeachable offense?

Posted by: Dean Landsman | Jul 7, 2004 12:52:55 PM

Blew by you: Fast ball and/or a Linda Ronstadt song. Blew by HER was an impeachable offense.

Posted by: fp | Jul 7, 2004 1:22:12 PM

son of a gun we gonna have big fun

Posted by: xian | Jul 8, 2004 1:42:36 AM

Got an old dog and her name is Blooooo-ooooo
Betcha five dollah she's a good dog tooooooo.
C'mon Blue,
You good dog you.

Posted by: fp | Jul 8, 2004 6:35:42 AM

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