Thanks to Madame Levy for the link to [link removed at request of linkee]. (And Brian, don't over-analyze it, okay?) Beth is a blonde. I take these things very seriously. I usually would not link to a blonde joke, nor would I tell one. But this time, well... it has to be done.
This one had me ROTFLMAO.
(update... we're rolling down the curtains on this one. Major bandwidth problems all up and down the path)