A compilation of today's Landsmanisms from the comments below...
"Next thing you know, this guy or some other anti-American commie pinko Taliban sympathizer will be telling us that Cheney was drunk, or maybe was shtupping some strange when in Texas."
"Absinthe? Didn't that make the fart go Honda?"
"Molly saw a crane? Give her a red badge! (dontcha love a literary reference?!)" (Frank wanders away muttering about courage, sort of a Mutter Courage, actually).
"Great post, Frank. Seriously." (Frank wanders away mumbling aw shux.)