Dennis York posts on a UW-Madison research project (some kind of joint biotech/bidniz school thing I think):
Madison - A promising new research practice at the UW reportedly allows researchers to terminate elderly citizens in order to harvest their valuable coupons. "This is a real breakthrough," said lead researcher Hank Willingham. "Not only are seniors in abundant supply, but it got me half off on a pair of loafers at Payless Shoe Source," said Willingham.
This is just the tip of the iceberg. There's more, much more. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.